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here's a big list of events pbs has beeninvolved with. whew.

"the ancient tale of PBS"
In 1897 stupidhead hamster and his retarded inbread cousin hitlerina was traveling through the alps in seach of the woolybottomed 'Jellocaraffe'.Instead of finding the beast they disovered a magical city of ancientpea-pod beings and learned the infinite peace and wisdom of the universe.In payment they deceided to kill these enlighened beings andcannibalistically gorge themselves on their flesh. Engorged with magicalpea blood, stupidhead and hitlerina returned to the beloworld content andcrabby. It seems as though the rave scene had become boring and bland,so they deceided to form PBS - Putrid Barnicle Sisters - in order tomake sure everyone listened to the deep, soulful funky disco hardcore that their mother used to play for them in the womb-cradle. Throughoutthe centuries the goals of PBS have transformed from goldminingoperations, international swindles, white slavery, trafficking tigermilk, hooliganery, south china sea dope trade, a headbangers door todoor meat delivery service - but in the late 1990's, we've deceieded togo back to our ancestral roots of hardcore techno. remember our slogan:"fuck a technobeam!".